Chop chop

Just look at the state of me. The humans decided to get me 'done' and I think they felt a bit guilty about it after as they bought me this Teddy.

I got my revenge by pulling Teddy to pieces the very next day, tee hee.

Teddy's demise

Oh Luca, look what I did to Teddy that you sent me when I first came home.I don't know what came over me but I thought I'd have a little chew, followed by a slightly bigger chew. Then I just decided to go for it, off came his ears, then his arms, then his legs, then his innards......... I do feel a little guilty.........

But boy was it fun at the time.

The humans' chucked Teddy in the bun, I don't know why they couldn't just piece him back together again!!!!

Guinea dog or doggy pig?

Well look at this, a nice new home for me. Do you think it's a little small for me though? I do like to climb in and eat all the piggy poo, not to mention a good munch on the straw..